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Celebratory working-from-home post. Basically, Edward Quartermaine on General Hospital is a total pimp.

"As the patriarch of one of the wealthiest families in Port Charles, Edward Quartermaine takes the notion of protecting his family and fortune to a whole new level. Edward's watched Port Charles change immensely, but he's not afraid to spit in the faces of the mobsters running the town- even if one of them is his grandson."

Occupation: E.L.Q. Shareholder and C.E.O. (on and off over the years)
Resides At: 66 Harbor View Road (Quartermaine Mansion)
Marital Status: Single
Past Marriages: Lila Morgan (deceased), Heather Webber (annulled)
Crimes Committed:
Covered up the murder of Lila's fiancé Elliot Thompson when Lila killed him in self defense years ago.
Sold Skye Chandler at birth and arranged for her parents to think she had died.
Faked a heart-attack as a test of loyalty for Tracy [1980].
Faked his own death [1989].
Arrested for the murder of Bradley Ward; innocent and later acquitted [1994].
Tried to kidnap his great-grandson, Michael Corinthos III.
Faked his own mugging to try and keep Emily away from Zander [2002].
Coerced Skye into a contract in which she agreed to help him ruin Jax [2002].
Faked a heart attack and then pulled his own respirator plug to make it look like Skye had tried to kill him [2002].
Plotted to take baby Kristina away from Ned and Alexis [2003].
Criminal Negligence; refused to shut down the P.C. Hotel, even after a security technician informed him that the hotel's electrical system was hazardous [4 February 2004].
Pretended to be senile to prevent his family from being affected by lawsuits following the P.C. Hotel fire [February 2004].
Impersonating a nun, he escaped General Hospital with the help of Luke and Skye [February 2004].
Escaped the Shadybrook Sanitarium with Luke Spencer's help [March 2004].
Attempted to bribe Dillon with a movie career in order to win his vote [16 March 2004].

Maladies and Hospitalizations:
Had several heart attacks
Amnesia caused him to believe he was a beach bum [1989]
Stroke; faked a coma afterwards [August 2002]
Suffered a heart attack while Lucky Spencer was arresting him for criminal negligence [13 February 2004]
Admitted into the Shadybrook Sanitarium by a scheming Tracy [9 March 2004]