Uh-oh...

I'm sorry to say, I really need this "Am I Wearing Pants" Flowchart. But - in my defense - I work from home and am a "student"...but that is all probably canceled out by "am 30 years old"...

{via HuffStyle for a larger pic, y'know, if you need to print out and hang by your closet...(guilty)}

*Also I would argue that some men need a "self-check guide" as well, but for other things like "am I wearing socks with sandals?" or "are these dad jeans?"...just saying.